The Robin William's Peace Plan 
I see a lot of people yelling for peace but have not heard of a plan for peace.......So,here's one plan.
What we need now is for UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message:
1.The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs,past & present. You all know Hitler,Mussulini,Noriega,Milosovich,Saddam,Botha, and the rest of those "good old boys"...We will never "interfere" again.
2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world,(the guys want to go home anyway !),starting with Germany,(the cold war is over),South Korea,(been there to long and can't win there anyway), and the Philippines they don't want us there, Iraq and Afghanistan.
We will station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the fence !
3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave.We'll give them a free trip home.
After 90 days remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately,regardless of who or where they are. France or better Europe which have open boarders anyway should take them !
4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. No one from a foreign nation would be allowed in. NO ONE ! If you don't like it there,change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum be available to few.We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers or cleaners at Wal Mart Stores.
5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers.If they don't attend classes,they get a "D" and its back home baby.
6. The US will make a strong effort to become sel-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing non-polluting of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The carbou will have to cope for a while, Hummer Club,etc. will have to deal with it.
7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $ 20 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we "go" some place else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production.(About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough)!
8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere". They can have a tsunami, maybe we can make one someday,whatever, they can pray to Allah, for seeds,rain, cement, or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to their people who need it most get very little, if anything !
9. We will ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "UGLY AMERICANS" any more, ain't that a winner of a plan ???
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