Two years ago unthinkable $43 oil was considered to be disastrous for the US economy. My how times have changed. The spin coming out of Wall Street has not.
Dear Bill,
While glancing at CNBC this morning, the topic was high oil prices and the negative effects on the economy. An official from the Dallas Federal Reserve actually said with a straight face that only oil prices in the $80 to $100 range would significantly effect the economy in a negative way. I started to laugh after hearing this ridiculous comment. When I hear this drivel from a Fed official, the term pathological liar comes to mind.
I had thought that Monty Python (an absurd English comedy) went off the air years ago. It appears that Monty Python has taken over the production of CNBC and is determined to make this production as ridiculous as possible.
Regards,
Paul
Jesse has it right:
These pilots remind me of Greenspan and Bernanke.
Two Blind Pilots
Two men dressed in Pilots' uniforms walk up the
aisle. Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using
a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along
the aisle with a cane.
Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the
men enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the
engines start up.
The passengers begin glancing nervously around,
searching for some sign that this is just a little
practical joke
but none is forthcoming.
The plane moves faster and faster down the runway
and the people sitting in the window seats realize
they're headed straight for the water at the end of
the runway.
As it begins to look as though the plane will plough
into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin.
At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the
air. The passengers relax and laugh a little
sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their
magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is
in good hands.
In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the
other and says, "You know, John, one of these days,
they're gonna scream too late and we're all gonna
die."
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